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Hey any Religious people out there? I Hear that there is this new theological theory about salvation, it's call The Maxwell House Salvation theory.
According to this theory, when we end our life on this earth, we end up standing before the throne of God on a trap door, which is activated by a leaver that Jesus controls.
God will then play the film of our lives on a Jumbo Tron Screen, and if we have trampled over people at church to get a cup of coffee, then Jesus puts the leaver and we end up in the lake of fire for eternity.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Sun 19, July 2015
According to this theory, when we end our life on this earth, we end up standing before the throne of God on a trap door, which is activated by a leaver that Jesus controls.
God will then play the film of our lives on a Jumbo Tron Screen, and if we have trampled over people at church to get a cup of coffee, then Jesus puts the leaver and we end up in the lake of fire for eternity.
Written by Stephen J. Vattimo
Sun 19, July 2015
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